I'm gonna draft off of ya. Just like the Tour de France.

Gary

I feel like Dumb and Dumber.

Jet

Oh my god, this is f****** dangerous!

Jen

I picked the wrong day to do the roadblock.

Flight Time

Measuring's tough, you can do that.

Zev

Cab Driver: You no terrorists?
Zev: No, we're not terrorists. But, don't worry, we're good American people.

Cord: I still think we have targets on our backs.
Jet: I don't know if we're outcasts, but there sure hasn't been anyone who's buddied up with us.

We've been kind of bickering like bratty little kids.

Kent

Lichtenstein, almost sounds like a fake country.

Justin

We've won more legs than anyone.

Justin

Guide: Bigger, bigger
Zev: That's what she said.

When I grew up, we didn't even have a chimney. Sanata Claus came in through the window.

Big Easy

The Amazing Race Season 18 Quotes

If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. If not, we have a good time. We ain't finished yet.

Big Time

We're easy on the eyes too. If I had to look at me for hours, I would.

Big Easy