The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race Season 18 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 18 Episode 7: "You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win"

Justin: The holy men, they looked like anorexic Santa Claus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kent: Times Square's got nothing on the Tonga Stand intersection.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cord: We are late.
Jet: We're WAY late.
 • Rating: Unrated

Flight Time: In the states, the only time people drive like this is when they've got a helicopter over head and three or four police cars behind them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Flight Time: For those of you who don't know, when you push the gas, the horn blows in India.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zev: This city, Kolkata, is called Kal-crowded.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Sounds like more India.
Zev: Oh gosh...
 • Rating: Unrated

Mallory: Leaving in first place for the first time ever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 18 Episode 6: "I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade"

Zev: I feel a little claustrophobic, but it's for a good cause: delivering books to children.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: The rhythm is wonderful if I could just disco to it, but I can't disco when I'm painting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gary: I feel like a monkey in the circus parade.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: You've gotta keep chugging.
Zev: Don't say chugging.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Zev's wearing his tea drinking pajamas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Think of this like tea pong. [Zev's] good at beer pong.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mallory: I think the race is about living like the people live, moving like the people move and this is a tough place to survive in, so we might have a tough leg.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jet: This guy's got some nerve.
Cord: Nerves of steal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jet: Who's that in front of us?
Cord: I'm pretty sure it's the globetrotters because I can't hardly see their heads.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: This was crazy. I didn't realize there were that many people for a midnight flight.
Christina: Welcome to India.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Kolkata, it's insane.
Zev: Kol-crazy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mallory: I already love India!
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite "The Amazing Race" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!