The Big Bang Theory
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I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
Sheldon
Leonard: Well, it wasn't my fault.
Sheldon: The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.
Wolowitz: Okay forgot giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.
Sheldon: Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size. And as a side note, they are one of the few animals whose scrotum is on the front of the penis.
Raj: Maybe that's what they want to talk about.
You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!
Leonard
Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.
You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a muffin store
Sheldon
Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.
There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fie fie fiddle dee dee. He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.
Sheldon (singing)
You think that's bad. In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.
Amy
Does the elastic woman in "The Incredibles" use birth control or can she actually be a diaphragm.
Raj
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
