Mondays 8:00 PM on CBS
The-big-bang-theory

There he is! My favorite superhero -- the Retractor!

Barry

Raj: I'm being a good houseguest.
Howard: No, you're being a better husband than I am.

Your element does not exist!

Leonard

There's also a time to stop eating too many jelly beans. And it's when you're ten.

Raj

Howard: She spends half the time licking her butt.
Raj: And the other half licking my face.

How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh, my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.

Penny

Sheldon: Well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.
Leonard: Of course not. People love trained monkeys.

Not cool, bro. I'm starting to think you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife.

Zack

I just vomited on a lot of clowns.

Sheldon

Bernadette's Dad: Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside and throw around the old pigskin.
Sheldon: This is a Jewish house. I don't think they have pigskins.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Did someone say "pigskin"?

She's so tiny. It's funny when she's mad.

Sheldon

Bernadette's Dad: I don't know what's scarier: the bathroom clowns or the woman that put them there.
Sheldon: All I know is you can only fit one of her in a car.

Displaying quotes 169 - 180 of 1524 in total

TBBT Quotes

Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.

x Close Ad