The Big Bang Theory
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Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.
Raj: Actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?
We'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
Sheldon
Penny: What team did you get?
Leonard: Hufflepuff. From Harry Potter.
Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?
I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.
Sheldon
Oh man, when I come out of the closer I'm gonna nail those guys. [pause] Yeah. I heard it. Shut up.
Raj
I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.
Sheldon
Oh, they went to the store to get solder. Which is metal you melt to make science things.
Penny
Wouldn't it be funny if after all your years of hard work, I'm the one who makes the big scientific discovery?
Penny
Soup, sandwiches, and emasculation. Just like my mom used to make.
Leonard
