The Big Bang Theory
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Raj: What just happened?
Howard: A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.
It's so strange. Earlier today, I ended a sentence with a preposition, and you weren't there to correct my grammar.
Amy
Sheldon: Alright then, let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly, and engage in frenzied lovemaking.
Amy: What if we don't fold our clothes at all.
Sheldon: Or... what if we fold them?
I made your favorite oatmeal. Plain.
Amy
Penny: Oh come on, he's a grown man. He can take care of himself.
Amy: You really believe that?
Penny: Champagne, champagne, and for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice.
Sheldon: No bendy straw. Some party.
Howard: Have you ever tried to juggle?
Bernadette: Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.
Physicist, baker, lover. What can't I do?
Sheldon
It's light, it's flakey, it's buttery. You don't need to have sex with him. Just eat one of these!
Raj
Penny: I didn't know you could drink while you were breastfeeding.
Bernadette: Yeah, they say the yeast in beer helps with milk production.
Amy: I'm pretty sure that's a myth. Let me check.
Bernadette: Ruin it for me, and I'll break this glass over your head.
She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one doing that is me.
Bert
She's younger and far more attractive than he is. Ha! They're copying you too.
Sheldon
