The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 12: "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"

Sheldon: Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what your forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.
Penny: Honey, she's upset. You're her boyfriend. You have to at least try to be excited by the things she's excited by.
Sheldon: What if they simply don't excite me?
Penny: Well, just smile and think about koalas.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Raj: I'm telling you dude there's a seat on the Hogwart's Express with your name on it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"

Bernadette: It's okay, I serve soup to poor people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You think we can outrun him?
Sheldon: I don't need to outrun him. I just need to outrun you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Penny: I feel just like Mother Teresa. Except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: That was pretty badass, dude.
Sheldon: I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Leonard, I platonically love you man, but face it, you're a mess.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jimmy: What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any movie you want into 3D?
Raj: That sounds amazing. First movie I'm watching -- "Annie."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Hey, we're here to support you, buddy.
Leonard: No, you're not. You're here to see if I get my underwear pulled over my head.
Howard: You wore underwear? You fool.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amy: Who would have thought Fuzzy Fingers Fowler is best friends with a bully?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Penny: Oh, terrific. High school quarterback against four mathletes.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Penny: Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi." No spaces.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"

Sheldon: I got a splinter.
Amy: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon: Relationship agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend; she has a Sheldon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Amy, little vixen. Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And, roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: I'll ring it up. It's like shooting nerds in a barrel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: You interested in Amy?
Stuart: Well, I mean she didn't look through me with soul-sucking ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stuart: Can I help you find anything?
Amy: A comic that doesn't depict a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Howard: It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It's probably for the best. For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here is the only chance their mom has to go down to the basement to change their sheets.
Howard: Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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