The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 5)

Season 6 Episode 18: "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"

Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Leonard: Helping women?
Sheldon: Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 17: "The Monster Isolation"

Sheldon: How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can't remember "no tomato" on my hamburger?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Thanks for ruining lobster for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Can I want to go because I have to want to go?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon [to Penny]: Spread your legs. Invite them in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin -- yeah, though not a real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch the Incredibles. Penny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I guess you could say Raj is my name and stars are my game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 16: "The Tangible Affection of Proof"

Amy: A tumor would explain a lot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Later, Losers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Leonard: Yes?
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe, next year. ... I'm just kidding. Romance ninja. Let's have sex! Wah!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on the big screen like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard [to Penny]: You have to propose to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You know what? That was pretty crappy of you. All I wanted to do was to give you a great night and it was like you went out of your way to destroy it.
Penny: Yeah, I know. I'm a total bitch.
Leonard: I'm not saying that.
Penny: Well, I am.
Leonard: Oh, fine you win. You're a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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