The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 9: "The Ornithophobia Diffusion "

Sheldon: Mine was great. I'm going to be a mommy.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Leonard: I am such an asthmatic dumbass.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Amy: If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: Trust me, if I had a death ray, I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or, a dolphin -- I go back and forth.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Tickets are 11 bucks. Not a date.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Leonard: Too casual?
Sheldon: For an audience with the queen, yes. For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a flaming trash can, you look great.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I'm going to the movies with Penny. I don't want her to think I think it's a date
Sheldon: Do you think it's a date?
Leonard: No, but she might think I think it's a date even though I don't.
Sheldon: Or you might think she thinks you think it's a date even though she doesn't.
Leonard: Are we over thinking this?
Sheldon: Not at all.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Penny: And,remember he's more afraid of you than you are of him.
Sheldon: That doesn't help.
Penny: No, I was talking to the bird.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leonard: Star Wars on Blu-ray.
Penny: Haven't you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard: Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray.
Penny: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: I know, it's high resolution sadness.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Episode 8: "The Isolation Permutation"

Amy: Whee! Ooh, finally someone found second base.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Leonard: Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend.
Sheldon: You invited her to lunch four years ago, everything about her is on you: you make it so!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon: You clearly weren't listening to my topic sentence: Get your women in line!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Last night, I was strong-armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler. This on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star. And why? Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: The two of you need to get your women in line!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm just saying, second base is right there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact.
Sheldon: Oh, boy.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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