The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes
Penny: I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which can lead to congestive heart failure.
That's all I know. Oh, wait! Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist.Penny
Penny: Is that why they're called Fig Newtons?
Sheldon: No. Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts. No, don't write that down!
Senior fitness was canceled; it turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.Mrs. Wolowitz
It's not enough you get the prom queen, you have to get the head of the decorating committee, too?Wolowitz
Can't you surprise him in some other way? For example, I bet he'd be delightfully taken aback if you cleaned your apartment.Sheldon
While I appreciate the "oh, snap," I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.Sheldon [to Raj]
If I hadn't gone into microbiology, I would have gone into physics. Or ice dancing.Bernadette
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: Well that's no reason to cry; one cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
Sheldon: Where's your notebook?
Penny: I don't have one.
Sheldon: How are you gonna take notes without a notebook?
Penny: I have to take notes?
Sheldon: How else are you gonna study for the tests?
Penny: There's gonna be a test?
Sheldon: Tests. Here, it's college ruled, I hope that's not too intimidating.
Leonard: The more the merrier.
Sheldon: That's a false equivalency, more does not equal merry. If there were two thousand people in this apartment, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.
Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.Raj