The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 3 Episode 1: "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"

Sheldon: Hello, Penny. I realize that you're currently at the mercy of your primitive biological urges, but as you have an entire lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Sheldon. You remember the first few weeks; we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator?
Raj: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Wolowitz: That's why I added the "tator"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz [after seeing Penny jump Leonard]: Damnit, I should have gone over and said we were back
Raj: Yeah, it was "first come, first serve."
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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