The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Boyfriend Complexity"

Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
Raj: A Romulan battle bagel?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bernadette: I was working with penicillin-resistant gonnorhea in the lab today, and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "The 21-Second Excitation"

Amy: I'm not sure how this is scored, but I believe we may have won.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: The Internet suggests that slumber party guests often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I believe I'll gain acceptance by arbitrarily siding with your friends from time to time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon [about Wil Wheaton]: Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Gee, I don't know if I should drink more. I have to drive home and I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip?
Wolowtiz: Maybe he took a class at the adult book store. That's how I learned.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "The Apology Insufficiency"

Sheldon: No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Please don't send me back to India! It's so crowded. It's like the whole country is one endless Comic-Con, except everyone's wearing the same costume -- Indian Guy.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
 • Rating: Unrated

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