The Client List

The Client List Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 4: "My Main Trial is Yet to Come"

Linette: I just don't want to be a burden.
Lacey: You're family. You'll always be a burden. But at least with family, you'll never be alone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: Wow. Selena, I am really surprised.
Selena: What, that I knew what a splosher was?
Riley: That you can bake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Linette: If Travis and Katie see their daddy in a jail cell, they'll never be the same again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Cowboy Up"

Riley: You know, I don't get it Evan. One minute you're a construction worker, the next minute you're a cowboy, then you want to be a cop - what are you, The village People?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lacey: Unhappy wife equals unhappy life.
Dale: I don't think that's the expression honey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: Give me the camera and I'll take these pictures. Then we need to talk about Dick. (Lacey laughs) I mean what you want to do with this Dick. (Lacey laughs harder) Lacey, will you stop it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Selena: It pains me to say it, but I actually agree with Disco Barbie.
Riley: You hear that? It's the sound of hell freezin' over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taylor: You know, if you had men like that at your spa givin' massages, you'd have men lined up around the block.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: Oh it's like I've looked directly into the sunlight and I'm scarred for life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Who's Cheatin' Who"

Riley: What are you, like 15?
Evan: When I'm with you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: I mean, I am one step away from being a guest on Jerry Springer.
Lacey: I love that show! I do!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mick: That would be the Christian thing to do. But, I'm spiritually adrift. As far as I'm concerned, I never met you. You never gave me a bag of cash. And my suggestion is next time, pick a man worth standing by.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lacey: Well, how do you hire a therapist to do, ya know, what you do?
 • Rating: Unrated

Georgia: Riley, whatever you did with the client list, make sure it's good and hidden. There is no time to explain. Trust me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: You know, some girls would get their feelings hurt because you cry, Walter.
Walter: I know, that's why you're my favorite. You get me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Till I Make it On My Own"

Riley: A pearl necklace. Really.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: You know what? Shoes and flattery do get you everywhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: Kyle did something illegal to help his family. I mean, how can I judge him for that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: I never gave up on you. You gave up on us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Evan: Do you want me to go with you?
Riley: No. The last thing I need is you two in a room together.
 • Rating: Unrated

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