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People think it's the lack of monogamy that breaks tears marriages apart, but it's the lack of trust. I can't imagine finding out that the person you share your life with has been living a lie.

Oh. Just think happier thoughts. It'll make ya fly.


The angels? They are not gonna deny the two sweetest, kindest people I have ever met the chance to be parents.


I won a lot of pageants in my day, but you Riley Parks are the jewel in my crown.


Kyle: Uncle Evan and Daddy are going to have to have a grown up talk real soon.
Evan: Well I know where to find you.

Selena: Derek, um, uh. Woah. Commando.
Derek: Now we're even.
Selena: Now I'm glad we got that settled.

What do you mean you couldn't do it? You been fishin' for trout since you were 11.


Derek: I didn't peg you for a motorcycle girl.
Selena: Well, I love all that horsepower between my legs.
Derek: Well if it's the power that turns you on, and the rush of acceleration, I can take you on a ride you won't forget.
Selena: Full throttle?
Derek: It just get hot in here?
Selena: Nope. Called tit for tat, Derek. You've seen the tit now it's time for you to show me the tat. Till then, nothin' but a cold front.

I'll tell you what, you tell Katie Daddy said it was a good idea to be in the pageant. That way if she doesn't like it, I'm the bad guy. I mean, I've been pretty good at that.

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