Oh it's like I've looked directly into the sunlight and I'm scarred for life.

Riley

Riley: What are you, like 15?
Evan: When I'm with you!

Riley: I mean, I am one step away from being a guest on Jerry Springer.
Lacey: I love that show! I do!

That would be the Christian thing to do. But, I'm spiritually adrift. As far as I'm concerned, I never met you. You never gave me a bag of cash. And my suggestion is next time, pick a man worth standing by.

Mick

Well, how do you hire a therapist to do, ya know, what you do?

Lacey

Riley, whatever you did with the client list, make sure it's good and hidden. There is no time to explain. Trust me.

Georgia

Riley: You know, some girls would get their feelings hurt because you cry, Walter.
Walter: I know, that's why you're my favorite. You get me.

A pearl necklace. Really.

Riley

You know what? Shoes and flattery do get you everywhere.

Riley

Kyle did something illegal to help his family. I mean, how can I judge him for that?

Riley

I never gave up on you. You gave up on us.

Riley

Evan: Do you want me to go with you?
Riley: No. The last thing I need is you two in a room together.

The Client List Quotes

We love each other and that's all that matters.

Riley

I just wanted one day of fun for our family.

Riley