The Closer

The Closer Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 3: "To Serve with Love"

Brenda: Well, detective, I think it's fair to say that any two grey haired middle aged men in blue velour track suits would be difficult to distinguish at a thousand yards.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: Now, how is it that you two just so happened to be directly under the victim when he plummeted to his death?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: He fell from up there, down to here?
Flynn: A back dive and a half twist. And would you believe the Russian judge only gave him an 8.5.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Buzz: Oh! My car!
Provenza: Oh, don't worry about it Buzz. I know a great guy in Korea town who can buff that right out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 2: "Repeat Offender"

Brenda: What's the point of being in charge if you can't change anything but your diet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: Could you knock? Just since I'm...Chief?
Brenda: Interim Chief? You wanted to see me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: So you think Ashley here might have been the professor's latest girlfriend?
Dr. Morales: Maybe she just found him more resistible. The last one he knocked up, this one, he knocked down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: Look, I don't know exactly what happened that day, but obviously dropping off Terrill Baylor off in front of angry gang members was not Chief Johnson's finest hour.
Raydor: And insisting on immunity for a child killer was not yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Provenza: Did you see their sunburns? I guess they never heard of skin cancer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 1: "Unknown Trouble"

Brenda: Doin' this job, reportin' to Taylor, I'd rather put pins in my eyes, I swear!
 • Rating: Unrated

Fritz: See, I appreciate you.
Brenda: Oh, yes you do.
Fritz: And I'm naked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: It's so infuriatin' to work so hard for so long and with so little appreciation from people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Do you have any idea what this is about?
Brenda: Yes, it's about to make me crazy, that's what it's about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raydor: Chief Johnson, did you know Mr. Baylor would be murdered after you dropped him off at his house?
Brenda: I'm not a fortune teller. He asked me to take him home, I took him there. I did nothin' wrong.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raydor: One of the more serious accusations in her suit is that you drove Mr. Baylor home knowing he could be executed by his own gang members, thus depriving him of due process.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Nine times out of ten, Chief, rap means gangs.
Tao: And gangs means drugs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Gang members, empty vodka bottles, joints in the ashtray, half naked, girls. I mean it's like a murder had to happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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