Getting married is like showering - don't do it unless you need to.

Todd

That's more zeros than I have actually dollars.

Eli

Money like that changes people.

Charlie

He wants you to keep your nose out of his business so he takes your nose.

Jim

Eli: I wouldn't rule off the daughter.
Melinda: She's fifteen.
Eli: Even better.

I love angry teenagers.

Eli

We all deserve a chance to clean up or acts.

Shane

Well I guess I will hold down the fort.

Avery

I don't even know why I try.

Eli
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