The Glades Quotes
Tina: Hi Mr. Longworth.
Jim: Only suspects and murderers call me that, just call me Jim.
Colleen: Well played detective.
Carlos: Right into that enormous ego of his, that was genius.
Jim: Some people can't help themselves.
Denny: I did not kill Bonnie.
Jim: You just put her dead body in a shopping cart and pushed her around town for a while?
Denny: Ok, I can see where you are coming from on that one.
Jeff: I asked Tina Honeycoat to go to the movies. And she said yes.
Callie: You stole my car to take some girl on a date?
Jeff: I'm sorry. It will never happen again.
Callie: Damn straight it won't, and I want to meet her.
Callie: You are so not getting your driver's license anymore.
Jeff: I'm going to be sixteen in a few months.
Callie: You should have thought about that before you committed grand theft auto.
Callie: I'll drive myself home.
Jim: No, not the charger, no one drives the charger but me.
Callie: No one? I'm your fiancee.
Jim: Oh yeah, she looks like trouble.
Callie: My god, we use to get into so much trouble.
Jim: I look forward to meeting her.
Callie: I think she'll like you too. And if she doesn't I'll just kick her ass to the curb again.
Colleen: Also, I found something else unusual in Judd the stud's gym bag.
Jim: Uh, not sure I want to know what else "the stud" kept in his sack.
Jim: Hey, you want to come cover this one with me?
Colleen: How about, Hell No! If I want to look at some dingle-dangle, I'm sure as hell ain't going to do it with you.
Jeff: No barbecue?
Jim: Actually I'm a little que'd out. Words I never thought I'd say.
Jim: Nice rack....Of ribs! You're competing?
Trina: Morning. Cooking is my therapy.
Daniel: Animal rights activist carry firecrackers and raid bomb while we are out to get our meat inspected.
Jim: I'm not going anywhere near that one.
Daniel: Makes sure no one cheats or pre marinates.
