The Good Guys
Popular The Good Guys Quotes
You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.
Jack
We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
Dan
It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.
Dan
Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
Dan
It's like your the computer machine whisperer.
Dan
If this guy is trying to take over the south Dallas drug trade, there's one better to handle it than me. And maybe also Dan.
Jack
Women are like kittens. They just wanna be taken care of.
Dan
Dan: Before we go in there, I want you to know I respect you.
Jack: Thanks... oh yeah. Right. You, too.
Look at his face, it's got "yeah, sure, I'll be the wife" written all over it.
Dan
You ever need cops, you come straight to property crimes.
Dan
After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?
Dan
