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Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.

Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.

Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.

Without her, he's a john who overpaid for a prostitute. With her, he's Kennedy.

Democratic Committee Chairman

Have you seen reality TV during the day? It's like, I don't know, the last days of Pompeii.

Owen

Eli: This will only take a minute and it's important.
Alicia: I'm about to argue for a woman's life. Is it more important than that?
Eli: Okay, I thought I could top that.

Jackie: I know what happened in hour house! I was your housekeeper, you know.
Alicia: I have no idea what that means, Jackie.

Jackie: Why are you so upset Alicia?
Alicia: Jackie, do you hear my voice? Do I sound upset?
Jackie: No, but these words are so hostile.
Alicia: The next time you try to turn my children against me, I will keep them permanently off limits to you.

Stephanie: There seems to be a whole subdivision of erotica devoted to devoted wives.
Alicia: good to know.
Stephanie: I hope you're not offended. Men masturbate when they think of you. It's almost an honor when you think of it.
Alicia: No, even when I think of it, it's not an honor.

Diane: The opposing attorney is playing up the sex and infidelity angle, so we need you to take first chair.
Alicia: Because my husband cheated on me?
Diane: Well, yes, it might work on the jurors who recognize you.

He doesn't seem to care that Alicia and I aren't on the best of terms. Read into that what you will.

Cary

Cary: Thirty year old Sean Briglio, found in a room 606 at the St. Martin Hotel. Handcuffed, ball gag in his mouth and his penis severed from his body. Yes, its making me wince even just talking about it. The severed member was found in the ice bucket.
Kalinda: You're kidding.
Cary: Yes, on ice with the champagne. There's probably a joke to be made about shrinkage, but I won't go there.
Kalinda: I think you just did.

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The Good Wife Season 2 Quotes

Will: Are we being played in some way?
Diane: I don't see how.
Will: I don't either. It's making me suspicious.

No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.

Will
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