Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. God bless you.

Abby

Dianetics. Is that like diuretics?

Raquel

Abby: Why can't I find my underwear?
Nick: Because I've been throwing them out. My plan is nearly complete.

Connor: Last night I had a few drinks.
Raquel: Last night you had all the drinks.

Nick: I bought you breakfast.
Sabrina: Why?
Nick: I thought we could bury the hatchet.
Sabrina: Then you should have brought a hatchet.

Brandon: I'm Brandon. I play the brother.
Abby: I'm Abby. I play the slut.

Agent: I have a straight offer for you.
Raquel: No!
Agent: Cactabear 2.
Raquel: Noooooo.

Nick: I love you.
Abby: I'm on TV!

Nick: Where are we?
Abby: I can't talk about this right now, but have a nice day!

If this little dude wants to throw rocks at the throne, tell him to take a number. Yo, matter of fact, have him call my label. I think we have some openings in the mail room.

Kaldrick

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.

The L.A. Complex Quotes

Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.