Raquel: I'm not going to ruin my career.
Agent: It pays $150,000.

There seems to be another twosome developing in our threesome and it's starting to make things complicated.

Abby

If we can move away from the crazy misconception that I'm a bitch and start organically developing my as a compassionate and loving individual, that would be super.

Raquel

Connor: Why do I have to babysit?
Jennifer: Because I have a meeting with David Fincher and you don't.

Beth: I don't like that gag.
Director: For once, I agree with you. Can we get some duct tape?

I hear you. And I see you.

Raquel

Sabrina: I have herpes.
Scott: Uh...which kind?
Sabrina: Both. All kinds!

If he wanted to get well, he wouldn't do it on television.

Raquel

Stop thinking honey, it's never been your strong suit.

Raquel

God, girls are so sensitive.

Nick

Ricky: What are you doing in here? Oh, did you want to come in?
Raquel: No, that's gross.

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.

The L.A. Complex Quotes

Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.