Popular The L.A. Complex Quotes
Jennifer: How long have you been an actress?
Raquel: Little while.
Jennifer: Anything I would have seen you in?
Raquel: Apparently not.
That's it? You're done with your recital? Maybe next year you can audition for American Idol!
Kaldrick
Connor: Ah, yes. The classic showdown of half-man versus half-cactus. Who wins?
Raquel: Certainly not the viewers.
Brandon: Why do you smell like chlorine?
Abby: I broke up with my boyfriend last night.
Connor: Can I give you my number?
Insurance guy: Oh, I've got your number.
Brandon: I'm the best cook that I know.
Abby: And you're the most modest person I know.
Sorry, strippers. Kind of a guy thing. Advantage, Wagner.
Nick
I envy you. The simplicity of it. I mean, you're sunbathing and it's nighttime.
Raquel
Normally I'd never do this, but they're kind of a package deal.
Abby
Connor: Are you okay?
Raquel: How could I not be? Squatting and coughing, I'm living the dream!
Reality shows have writers?
Beth
Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.
