The L.A. Complex

The L.A. Complex Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 11: "Now or Never"

Grey: If this is you looking bad, I'm a very lucky man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Make It Right"

Cam: What kind of self-respecting Canadian doesn't know how to skate?
 • Rating: Unrated

Roxanne: Nothing is expensive when your life is at stake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kal: Thank you. For helping me.
Abby: I'm not helping you. I'm using you. I just want to make sure Tariq is okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Roxanne: Then we'll take the personality test.
Connor: To see if I have a personality?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sabrina: I need you to do me a favor today. I need you to go against your instincts and try not to talk at all.
Nick: I won't make a good first impression!
Sabrina: You never do, so don't worry about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eddie: I read in GQ he (Kal) gave his producer a house as a housewarming gift.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raquel: Hey, hey, hey! Bert and Ernie, shut it down!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sabrina: Take off the hat. Take off the hat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 9: "Help Wanted"

Nick: You know, you might be the worst person I've ever met. And it would almost be okay if you were good at this job, but you're not. Everyone knows Chris and Ryan completely rewrite everything you do. You're always late. You're always drunk. You look like a Muppet without its fur and the only reason you're still here is because Paul knew you back when you used to be funny!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bartender: I hope you've got cash because our credit card machines aren't working.
Raquel: That's okay, neither are my credit cards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: Wait, you're someone's father? That's messed up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raquel: Dreamworks is doing that movie about the lazy hummingbird thing, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Process Server: Raquel Westbrook? I'd recognize that walk anywhere.
Raquel: Well, that's not creepy at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "Stay"

Kal: I gotta go.
Chris: I get it. I intimidate you.
Kal: I don't get intimidated. I intimidate.
Chris: He says as he runs from my office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grey: How bout you show me around and I give you a hundred bucks?
Abby: I'm an extra, not an escort.
Grey: Two hundred?
Abby: Where to, mister?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kal: My mother's dead. My father's an ex-convict. I drink cognac and I don't vote. Wanna get out of here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eleanor: How would you like to skip 40 years of fumbling around in the dark and really learn how to please a lady?
Nick:I would not..no...I know what I'm doing.
Eleanor: I can tell you without a doubt you do not know what you're doing.
Nick: Are you talking about a verbal lesson?
Eleanor: No, one learns by doing, Nick.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ricky: You have two faces and I don't like either face!
Raquel: All right. You don't seem to be alone in that.
Ricky: Oh, boo hoo. I don't cry for the puppet master. I cry for the puppet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "Half Way"

Abby: I'm fired, aren't I?
Donald: You are now.
 • Rating: Unrated

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