The League Quotes
That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.Ruxin
Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.Andre
Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!
Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!Rafi
We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.Rafi
Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!
Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.Pete
If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.Taco
Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.Ruxin
Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?
I love when a belt buckle reflects what someone's hobbies are.Taco
Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.