The League

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Darren sproles on the league s6e3

Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!

Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!

Rafi

We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.

Rafi

Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!

Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.

Pete

If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.

Taco

Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.

Ruxin

Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?

I love when a belt buckle reflects what someone's hobbies are.

Taco

Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.

Doctor: Stress?
Ruxin: Yeah, stress is real. I'm the commissioner of my fantasy football league.
Doctor: You've brought that up several times.

Ruxin: Doctor, I don't understand why you'd think I would lie to you.
Doctor: I don't know why you would lie to me. You seem to do it almost on instinct.
Ruxin: Yeah, that is my knee-jerk reaction--to lie. I'm just more comfortable swimming in those waters.

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The League Quotes

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

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