The League

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That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.

Ruxin

Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.

Andre

Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!

Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!

Rafi

We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.

Rafi

Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!

Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.

Pete

If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.

Taco

Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.

Ruxin

Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?

I love when a belt buckle reflects what someone's hobbies are.

Taco

Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.

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The League Quotes

Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.

Kevin: Well, Taco is rich.
Andre: Rich to Taco is like having twenty bucks and a can of Four Loko.