The League Quotes
That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.
Ruxin
Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.
Andre
Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!
Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!
Rafi
We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.
Rafi
Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!
Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.
Pete
If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.
Taco
Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.
Ruxin
Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?
I love when a belt buckle reflects what someone's hobbies are.
Taco
Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.
