The League

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Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.

You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.

Taco

Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.

Rafi

I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!

Rafi

My yogurt's not curdled!

Ruxin

Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!

If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.

Jenny

Nice Krampage, Taco.

Ruxin

My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.

Jenny

Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.

Ruxin

Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.

Andre
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The League Quotes

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

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