Don't you worry about that 90% business. Once we're back across that bridge, you'll be fine. You and the baby. You and the baby!

Matt

My wife woke up the first night we arrived in your town. It's the only time in over three years she's talked to me and there may be no way to prove it, but it happened, and I won't ever say it didn't. I don't want your wristband. Mary found hers, so she's back where she belongs. I have no doubt that she's going to wake up again soon, and when she does, I'm going to come back, and you and I will have a talk.

Matt

Was that hard enough or do I need another oar?

Matt [after breaking an oar while paddling a man]

John: Was there?
Matt: What?
John: Any change in her condition?
Matt: No.
John: Except for the pregnant part.

Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.

Patti

Nora: Is she asleep?
Jill: Yeah. I couldn't find the box that had the books in it so I made up a story.
Nora: Did it have a happy ending?
Jill: What kid of a suck fuck do you think I am?

I was scared, Kevin, scared that when I caught him, it would be over. He would leave me. But, I needed to see, to know. So, I got out of my car, walked over to the room, and I took a peek. There was Neil, buck naked, and some woman. She had her shirt on. That was it. She was taking a shit on him, Kevin. A shit. I was married to that asshole for 17 years and never once did he ask me shit on him. Laurie ever tell you about that? She was my shrink for a long time. I always whether that doctor/patient confidentiality thing was bullshit.

Patti

Lucky duck. Looks like you framed someone without even trying.

Patti

I know exactly where your phone is. I know exactly what happened to those girls, too. All you have to do is ask.

Patti

Nora: Are you OK?
Ericka: Evie didn't come home last night. She was out with her friends, and they're gone too.
Nora: Gone?

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Tell your mom Meg says hi.

Meg

So, who wants a hug?

Tom

The Leftovers Quotes

They're heroes because nobody's going to come to a parade for "we don't know what the fuck happened" day.

Lucy

Tom: You know Mr. Witten, you don't have to be such a dick. You're gonna forget you ever felt this way.
Congressman Witten: What way?
Tom: Burdened.