John: What made you remember?
Kevin: I died. I had a problem. Michael took me to his grandfather's. He said he could help...
John: My son took you to meet his grandfather?
Kevin: Yeah, Virgil, and he helped me.
John: Michael wouldn't do that.
Kevin: Yeah, he did, I swear man, he...
John: Prove it!
Kevin: The old man told me what he did to you. I'm so sorry. Sorry. No one should ever...
John: Man, shut the fuck up! That's a lie! He didn't do nothin' to me. You don't know shit!

You know her? That's your dad's girlfriend, right? She sprayed me with the hose once. I liked her.

Meg

Mary: Nora? What are you doing here? Where's Matt?
Nora: Oh my God. Hi.
Mary: Hi.

Kevin: Print matched?
John: Indeed it did.
Kevin: We should talk.

You lose your mama and then the very next day people don't give a shit about you or her because they think the world is endin'. That ain't lucky.

Isaac

Meg: To get you pregnant.
Tom: What?
Meg: To get you pregnant. That's why I fucked you, Tom.

Meg: What do you want?
Tom: You said you could do it for real.
Meg: Do what?
Tom: Take my pain away.

We stone each other to death, but we're afraid of the authorities? Can you explain that to me?

Meg

Meg: Knock knock.
Evie: Who's there?
Meg: Broken pencil.
Evie: Broken pencil who?
Meg: Never mind, it's pointless.

Boyfriend: There's no number. Why you stopping?
Meg: There's a man in there who can help me.
Boyriend: Jesus, Meg, another psychic?
Meg: I've heard amazing things about him.

Kevin: It's not a fucking hotel. Someone just tried to kill me.
Virgil: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?!
Virgil: Well, it makes sense. It's a pitfall of your chosen occupation.
Kevin: Which is what?
Virgil: Look at the way you're dressed man. You're an international assassin.
Kevin: Are you fucking serious?
Virgil: That is why you checked into the hotel, isn't it?
Kevin: I didn't check into the hotel. I, I drank that shit that you gave me and then I woke up in a bathtub.
Virgil: OK, Kevin, you have to stop thinking in such straight lines, because she surely will not be. She thinks in spirals and helixes and zig zags and circles.
Kevin: Patti?
Virgil: Your target.

Do you want to drop me in or do you want to push me in? Pushing is probably easier.

Little Patti

The Leftovers Quotes

They're heroes because nobody's going to come to a parade for "we don't know what the fuck happened" day.

Lucy

Tom: You know Mr. Witten, you don't have to be such a dick. You're gonna forget you ever felt this way.
Congressman Witten: What way?
Tom: Burdened.