Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Lay off the anti-depressants. They're making your slow and you're still not happy.

Patrick Jane

I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.

Patrick Jane

No deals. No bargaining. You're all going to go down together. It'll be a family trip.

Cho

Lena Abbott: Dennis tells me you have one of the trickiest and most devious minds he's worked with.
Patrick Jane: He did, did he? Well I didn't come here to be flattered but go on.

Wiley: I'm not very good at keeping secrets.
Lisbon: Good think you're not in the FBI.

Cho: Well Jane had me pretend to kill a guy once. Are we going further outside the lines than that?
Lisbon: Probably not.
Cho: Then I'm good.

I trust Jane and he hasn't let me down so far.

Abbott

Gil: This is outrageous.
Cho: No. Not really. Not yet.

You can have the collar. Your department can take the credit. I don’t give a damn about that but this case is ours and these men, they belong to us.

Agent Abbott

Teresa Lisbon: You can't keep pulling me from the path of oncoming trains.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, why not?
Teresa Lisbon: Because there's always new trains coming.

Officer: So you are Patrick Jane?
Patrick Jane: All day, every day, unfortunately.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.