The Mentalist

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The mentalist

Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Jane

Mr. Wolcutt: I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
Cho: (decidedly unimpressed) That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

Lying in bed, thinking of Patrick. You're a little in love with him, heh. But he's so secretive and controlling.

Shawn Barlow

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane

Cho: Bosco's team calls us Bert and Ernie.
Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?
Cho: It would bother you.
Rigsby: It doesn't bother you?
Cho: No.
Rigsby: Why not?
Cho: Ernie's the clever, handsome one.

Your under arrest for the attempted murder of...everybody.

Cho

Ray: Do you think he's smarter than you?
Cho: Yes.
Ray: Do you think he's smarter than me?
Cho: Yes.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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