Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Jane

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don't know what's going to happen, if he's going to stick around or...

Lisbon

We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.

Cho

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

Jane

I arrested her, I don't know how I feel about helping her avoid prison.

Lisbon

Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

You're the smartest man I've ever met.

Erika

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.