Roxie: I meet 'em, chat 'em up and tell them about this miraculous treatment facility that changed my life.
Cho: So you underwent the treatment.
Roxie: No, tequilla's my dear friend but that doesn't mean the center didn't change my life. You should see my new Jaguar.

You called her his Ho, Ho, Ho.

Tony

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

Jane

The Mentalist Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

Jane

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.