The Mentalist "Jolly Red Elf" Quotes
Roxie: I meet 'em, chat 'em up and tell them about this miraculous treatment facility that changed my life.
Cho: So you underwent the treatment.
Roxie: No, tequilla's my dear friend but that doesn't mean the center didn't change my life. You should see my new Jaguar.
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Tony: You called her his Ho, Ho, Ho.
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Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.
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Jane: Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.
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Total Quotes: 4
