The Mentalist Season 5 Episode 21: "Red and Itchy" Quotes
For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.
Lisbon
Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.
Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.
Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.
Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.
I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.
Jane
Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.
Lisbon