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The-mentalist

For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.

Lisbon

Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.

I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.

Jane

Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.

Lisbon
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