This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Lisbon

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Lisbon

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

You throw out a pretty good line for a guy who's out of practice.

Krystal

We have to wait for a hit on the BOLO. I hate that.

Lisbon

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

You were difficult and exhausting and maybe I don't want to put the rest of my life on hold to be your sidekick.

Lisbon

Lisbon: You ran away again Jane. Not from the FBI but from me.
Jane: Yeah, but I ran back.
Lisbon: How was I suppose to know. I thought you were gone again forever.

Fischer: He made fools of us.
Cho: It won't be the last time.

If there's one thing that this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust.

Abbott

Fischer: I was so certain I had him figured out.
Lisbon: Welcome to my life.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.