When you're FBI people tend to give you what you want.

Lisbon

This place is creepy. If you think I'm going to search this dump by myself you are gravely mistaken.

LaRoche

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Dealing with distrust and disdain for half the paycheck I got at CBI? No, I am not enjoying Internal Affairs.

LaRoche

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Jane

Knowing what people secretly want is what I do.

Jane

Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
Jane: We're equals. Partners.
Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.