Did you use your sexuality as a weapon against him?

Jane

Really, 'how dare I' - is that the best comeback you got?

Jane

Jane: No need to be nervous.
Lisbon: I am not nervous.
Jane: You are an extemporarily agent - no reason for butterflies.
Lisbon: No butterflies I am fine.
Jane: Keep telling yourself that.

You know what made me feel better? Punching you in the nose.

Lisbon

That's smart investing - you'll be the richest man in Folsom.

Cho

Lisbon: Don't you have anyone you would want to call?
Jane: If I were dying, I would want to call you, but you're here with me.
Lisbon: If you were dying?!

It's a fine farewell.

Jane

It's my last dying wish you tell them that.

Lisbon

Open sesame.

Jane

'But Hey' - what an eloquent phase.

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Like I was gonna let that go.

Eliza

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.