Are you being flipped with me?

Alexander

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Good-looking women live in a different world.

Jane

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

(to Lisbon) You're the poster girl for the NRA.

Jane

Hightower: Some partnership you got going here.
Jane: Cho's a big boy he knows how to take care of me.

Easy with the steal brother.

Jane

Relax, it is not loaded.

Mark

Make it two-thousand and let me tell this tiresome woman to move it along.

Jane

Knowing isn't proving.

Lisbon

He's not just a killer - he's a serial killer.

Jane

Tiffany wants you to call her back - to tell you that you've been a very bad boy.

Van Pelt

The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes

Jane: Can I please continue working with you?
Lisbon: I thought you were quitting.
Jane: You know I didn't mean that.
Lisbon: So the job is worth wile, is it?
Jane: Uh, it's not that. I mean, it' not that at all. It's just... I have nothing else to do.
Lisbon: No jokes. From now, there have to be boundaries.
Jane: Agreed.
Lisbon: I need to know that you can do your work and be effective without creating a mess that I have to clean up.
Jane: No mess, I swear.
Lisbon: On that basis, you can remain with the unit.
Jane: Thank you.

You're not a detective, you're a victim.

Bosco