Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.
Danny
Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.
Peter
Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.
Peter
Rule #1 with a baby, don't use it as a human shield.
Morgan
Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.
We don't need a Kramer and if we needed one, Morgan's more that energy.
Danny
Just make sure the pressure is firm and consistent, like trying to convince your boyfriend to do a couples' costume.
You know I'm not an easy man to impress, unless I'm watching a magic show.
Danny
Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace.
Mindy: Shut up, Linus.
[The plot] is just for me. I don't know how your religion handles this kind of stuff. Don't they let the river just take care of it?
Danny
OK. I'm going to picture [Peter] without his personality. Woah, Peter might be hot.
I've never been that close to billionaires in person before. Oh no, Danny, do you think one of them might try to '50 Shades of Grey' me?
