Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
The year, 2004. America was still able to enjoy the music of R. Kelly without feeling guilt.
I'm not nosy. I don't even go to restaurants with open kitchens. It's none of my business.
Danny
All my alumni email goes to spam because they're always asking me for money. Because one time I fell through a stained glass window
Rob: You know what else is interesting? Since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once.
Mindy: What are you talking about? I've talked about spare ribs like 10 times. Oh, Danny!
She won a secret Hunger Games we billionaires have.
Alex
I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should've been more specific.
Morgan
Danny: Hey, sugar, what's shaking?
Mindy: Hey, that's my line. Oh no, does this mean it's caught on with old people?
Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.
Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.
Danny
Just because I look like Olivia Pope does not mean I know how to disappear a body.
Morgan: Have another hug.
Jeremy: I don't want another hug, I've had four.
Hey bitches, the bi-coastal babe is back. #itshappening.
