Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
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Danny
He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.
Betsy
How much for that sea dog...how much for this flightless bird?
Morgan
Danny: How many best friends from college do you have?
Mindy: Best friend isn't a person Danny it's a tier.
Guys I dropped a Mike and Ike on the floor! I need all eyes on this.
Morgan
It's cool if you're into me. Kevin Garnett once bought me a Coke at a P.F. Changs.
Morgan: He sounds hilarious.
Danny: What are you basing that on?
Morgan: Well she said he was Jewish.
Danny: Morgan we're in the middle of Manhattan.
Merciful Jesus please make Mindy show up and let the Yankees scout some good Dominicans this season.
Danny
Jeremy: Perfect score Danny, break a leg.
Danny: Never wink at me again.
Fine just have the party at your Hello Kitty dorm room.
Danny
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.
