de Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?

Danny

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Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.

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Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?

Jeremy

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Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.

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The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.

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