Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Oh you got jokes? All of a sudden you're the King of Queens?
Peter
What's Entourage?
Danny
For your information, everybody reads in L.A. They read scripts baby bro.
Peter
I know that cry anywhere. That is the sound of a man that's had his heart broken.
Peter
Mindy: I don’t care, because I’m Hindu, and we can do basically anything.
Danny: I don’t care what you say to that giant elephant up there. According to my guy, this is wrong.
Brendan: Peter, Jeremy.
Peter: Brendan, Weird Beard.
Jeremy: You thought a pirouette was a cookie.
Peter: It is! And if you break it in half, it’s a breakfast cereal.
Brendan: Peter are you crying?
Peter: I’m crying because I need to pinch a nip to stay awake.
Why to heat up a drawer full of sweaters? You wanna get warm, get on the floor and do some pushups.
Danny
It was the two thousands okay? You were kind of a loser if you didn’t have a sex tape.
Dating is fun, but dating in secret, is really fun.
I saw a headline in The Post today. It said news flash you're staying at my place tonight.
Danny
