Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Dude come on! I can't be more than five-teen minutes late?
Peter
My name is Nurse Morgan. I'm here to name your babies.
Morgan
As a friend I gotta tell you, you look terrible.
Morgan
You know that happened to me for real? Green Key Weekend, Junior year, I aspirated on my own vomit. Chris Farley appeared to me and said “It’s not your time yet.”
Peter
Morning campers, did you all not catch Tuesday Boozeday this morning? Hoda was on fire!
Jeremy
If only Olivia Pope was here.
Danny: Take it easy Mrs. Robinson he's not for you.
Mindy: Ok I'm way too young to understand your Graduate reference.
I can't spend another Saturday night stalking ex-girlfriends on the internet hoping to find a breast feeding pic. I need to meet someone.
Peter
Morgan: You know Richie's gay?
Danny: No Morgan a straight guy won Mr. Gay Fort Lauderdale. Yes I know he's gay.
What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?
Peter
Mindy: Guys over the holiday I had five hams and a goose. Like, I am a wolf in a children's story. And guess what? Cliff's gonna have to see me in my bathing suit soon.
Danny: Just get one with a skirt, like the moms at the pool.
Peter: Cliff hasn't seen you naked? I thought he was gettin up in them guts?
Mindy: Oh he is. UTI level gettin up in them guts.
