I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make babies.

Dr. Jean

I was named "New York's 'It' Girl" by a magazine that I made at the carnival.

Dr. Jean: I really had a good time, even when you tried to dance with those kids on the subway.
Mindy: Yeah, they really hated it. It hurt my feelings actually.

And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.

Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.

Am I the new mayor of Shondaland?

Peter

You know I wrote a TV pilot about him [Peter] once, network said it was too sad.

Shonda Rhimes

Mindy: How could anyone want to see this movie [The Godfather: Part II]? I've never even heard of it.

Mindy: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basicall 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early.

My mental health is perfect and I do have an outlet. His name is Father Francis, he's 97, and he only speaks Latin.

Danny

I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.

Peter

You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel