Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?

I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.

Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.

She's the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees and toes.

Morgan

Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.

So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?

Peter

A parent of divorce needs routine. She needs routine.

Danny

Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.

Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.

It's not against the law if everybody does it. It's like how I pretend to be in the Armed Forces so I can board a plane early.

Actually I hate brunch. But, if you're like the first brunch guy in the history of the world, we can go get some.

Abby

[to Jeremy] You know I tried dating a woman like that, but she left me for you.

Peter

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel