I'm on call. You can't party when you're on call had I known that, I never would've become a doctor.

Peter

Abby: You're going to have to keeping covering him for a while because he's going to be like fried for a week.
Mindy: I once had fries for a week.

Jeremy: You chose wisely, coming to the most well-mannered person in the office.
Mindy: Oh, it was based more on who was back from lunch.
Jeremy: I'll take it.

In Britain we have an expression, "Keep Calm and Don't Mention Uncle Susan in the Attic." That might just be my family.

Jeremy

Morgan: It was a charm bracelet from the drug store. But, it's 3 months salary down the drain.
Mindy: Oh My God, we pay you so little.
Morgan: Hello! I'm on a poster for a poverty campaign.

Dot and I are watching "Passion of the Christ." What they did to that man. Poor Mel.

Annette

You don't understand. You're dealing with Catholics now. This is a guilt dinner. Which means she's going to torture you. Get ready to repent, Lahiri.

Danny

Mindy, I'm really sorry I doubted you, but if you don't shut up right now my mom's going to hit you over the head with a rollling pin.

Danny

If you ever want to get baked and go to a Renaissance Fair, then I'm your mi'lady.

Abby

Me? I'd love to go to Dr. L's, I'll I get to do is go to her place every night for turn down service.

Morgan

Do you think I would actually sign a petition to raise the minimum wage? What? So Morgan can eat caviar.

Hi my name is Dr. Lahiri and I am your real teacher. Let me asure you, this will not be one of those situations where I end up learning more from you.

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel