Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.

Angela

Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.

Dwight [to Jim]

Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?

Gabe (to cameraman)

At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.

Pam

I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.

Kelly
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