The Office

The Office "The Delivery" Quotes (Page 2)

Jim: She's also fully effaced, which... I don't know what that is.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Michael: Is it midnight yet?
Phyllis: It's 4:35.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: No one touch Pam's nipples! Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phyllis: I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.
Michael: I don't think anyone wants to see that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Pam, you are a woman warrior.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Michael: I'm sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received complaints left and right from my teachers that I would distract everyone around me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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