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Phyllis: Angela, who would you choose? Jim or Roy?
Angela: It's none of our business. Roy.

Why do I like Hooters? Well, I will give you two reasons. The boobs and the hot wings.

Michael

Dwight: Do you think? Or do you know?
Ryan: I think.

Michael: They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. I say an empty desk means an...
Dwight: Empty mind.
Michael: I was not going to say that.

Pam: Did you find anything good in your desk?
Jim: Uh... a coupon for a free sandwich.
Pam: Score.
Jim: It expired in August. And, my cell phone charger from two years ago.
Pam: Big day.
Jim: Big day.

Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mmm hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.

Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.

If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.

Ryan

Michael: Mmm... what flavor coffee is that... updog?
Ryan: What?
Michael: I dunno, nothing, what's up with you?
Ryan: Huh?

Michael: Hey Stanley, is that jacket made of updog?
Stanley: I'm on the phone.

Jim: Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's updog?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?

Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
Jim: [on his cell phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim!

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The Office Season 2 Quotes

Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

Michael

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say "Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth."

Michael