The Office Season 2 Quotes
Phyllis: Angela, who would you choose? Jim or Roy?
Angela: It's none of our business. Roy.
Why do I like Hooters? Well, I will give you two reasons. The boobs and the hot wings.Michael
Dwight: Do you think? Or do you know?
Ryan: I think.
Michael: They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. I say an empty desk means an...
Dwight: Empty mind.
Michael: I was not going to say that.
Pam: Did you find anything good in your desk?
Jim: Uh... a coupon for a free sandwich.
Jim: It expired in August. And, my cell phone charger from two years ago.
Pam: Big day.
Jim: Big day.
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Jim: Mmm hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.Ryan
Michael: Mmm... what flavor coffee is that... updog?
Michael: I dunno, nothing, what's up with you?
Michael: Hey Stanley, is that jacket made of updog?
Stanley: I'm on the phone.
Jim: Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's updog?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
Jim: [on his cell phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim!