Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here... and to what purpose?

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Dwight

Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.

Jan: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
[interview]
Angela: Judging from her attire, Jan aspires to be a whore.

You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.

Jim

Rich people like pizza, poor people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza.... do black people like pizza?

Michael

Michael: Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.

Everyone, guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too. Sort of.

Michael
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