The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7 Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"

Kevin: Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: I want pet day back. No dogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Andy do you like being alone with me right now?
Andy: No, this is horrifying.
Gabe: I don't like being alone with me either.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Are you still in love with Erin? Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"

Dwight: If I wanted to see a pissing contest I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Room for all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I think if he were sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: I never touch another juggler's instruments.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there I'm the Dwight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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