Toby: Why would you need relocation if you already live in Scranton?
Ray Romano: Well I'd wanna move further away, ya know. Don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.

That business can't attract anyone. It's awful up there. Those people seem like they're in prison, waiting out life sentences in a dying industry.

James Spader

There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth, Toby.

James Spader

Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.

Dwight

A beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or like a like to call it, Great Bratton.

Creed

All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...

Dwight

Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.

Jo

Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.

Jo

Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.

Kevin

I want pet day back. No dogs.

Angela

Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.

Dwight

Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.

Stanley