The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"

Dwight: Once you see sausage being made, all you wanna do is make sausage cause it's so much fun.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Deangelo: I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream, you either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room. That's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: As soon as I'm hearing what I wanna hear, I'm not gonna care.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"

Deangelo: I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (to Gabe): A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Michael (to Erin): You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deangelo: Give me that damn dog you f*ckin' thief!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Deangelo: Andy do you know how to high five? Cause if you do, now's the time...not while I'm driving.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Michael: I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: You should never settle for who you are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way...if I were to be shot in the head, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine. I almost welcome it.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Michael: You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.
 • Rating: Unrated

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