Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?

You know what you guys should do? Go to the book store at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey what book is that? Cool let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."

Darryl

Dwight: My resolution is: meet a loose woman

I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.

Erin

Erin: Gummy bears and gummy worms?
Michael: Bears sad, worms happy... come on, Erin.

Wow, did your baby draw that?

Dwight [to Pam]

If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.

Michael

What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.

Dwight

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.

Oscar

I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.

Stanley

Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?

Dwight
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!

Michael (as Scarn)

Whispering and tickling have their place in business.

Michael
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