The Office Season 7 Quotes
I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.
Dwight
Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
Stanley
Think of your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.
Gabe
Moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso.
Michael
What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
Darryl [to Michael]
Did I truck three hundred bails of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.
Dwight
Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Jim: No.
Pam: Well, you like that!
Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.
If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.
Jim
Dwight: The petting zoo closes at 2:00, and the goat roast starts at 3:00.
Everyone follow me to the shelter. We have enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a very difficult conversation.
Dwight
If you break that girl's heart I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.
Michael [to Gabe]
