Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.

Wiggum

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I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.

Chalmers

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I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!

Gil

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The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.

Bart

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When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!

Homer

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Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.

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Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?

Homer

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