The Simpsons "500 Keys" Quotes
Wiggum: Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.
• Rating: Unrated
Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.
• Rating: Unrated
Gil: I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7