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Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here.
(The sound of footsteps and a door slam.)

Homer: For your information, I'm his father.
Tom: You mean the drunken gambler?
Homer: Yes and who might you be?

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Step on his neck.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: And run like hell.

Homer: Where you goin', boy?
Bart: Father/Son picnic.
Homer: Have a good time.
(Bart slams front door)
Homer: Wait a minute.

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 14 Quotes

Ned: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

You're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization!

Homer
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